1. I have stripper envy. I wish that I had such an amazing body that I could just dance in my underwear on a bar and get tipped for it.. tipped enough to pay my bills.
2. I have always wanted an Australian Sugar Glider for a Pet.
3. My mother was right about EVERYTHING. About my Career, Relationships, EVERYTHING. I should have listened.
4. The love of my life who is constantly at the back of my mind is Jamie. He stole my car and I lost everything to him. The only reason I wouldn’t be with Jamie is because I shouldn’t. My mom thinks to this day, that Jamie was a girl. I don't know where he is today
5. I wish that I could have kids.
6. My favorite television show is Bones. My ex BF loves to watch it too so I say that I hate it or that I don’t watch TV. I watch Bones.
7. I am not the sweet innocent Naive boy from Hawaii that I lead everyone to believe I am.3. My mother was right about EVERYTHING. About my Career, Relationships, EVERYTHING. I should have listened.
4. The love of my life who is constantly at the back of my mind is Jamie. He stole my car and I lost everything to him. The only reason I wouldn’t be with Jamie is because I shouldn’t. My mom thinks to this day, that Jamie was a girl. I don't know where he is today
5. I wish that I could have kids.
6. My favorite television show is Bones. My ex BF loves to watch it too so I say that I hate it or that I don’t watch TV. I watch Bones.8. I love the color red. I get more attention when I wear red than when I wear any other color.
9. I can wear any color. My skin tone allows me to wear any color I want.
10. In high school I wanted glasses to be trendy, but after I got them, hated them, and still hate them, but I’m terrified of Lasik.11. I never wore shorts to school from the age of 5 until my freshman year of college. I was always embarrassed that my legs were more hairy than everyone else's.
12. When I was 9 I found a pair of handcuffs in an abandoned car and cuffed my grandfather not thinking that we didn’t have the key!
13. I wish I could speak another language Fluently
14. I have sold my underwear on the Internet before. Used underwear.
15. I was offered to do gay porn twice in Atlanta, but turned it down because it’s not respectable. I secretly wanted to do it!
16. From Age 18-21 I had a fake ID with my picture on it but my older brothers info. I went clubbing in Waikiki all the time. When I turned 21 and threw my 21st Bday Party at the Blue Zebra, the owners and managers were confused saying “he has been coming here for years!”
17. I have never had sex with a woman. Not even foreplay. When I told my mom I was gay, she said “You didn’t even try!
18. I have a story for everything, and every situation.. and they are all true. Some of my friends think that I’m making this stuff up.. I’m not… I have lived that colorful a life.
19. I don’t really understand football. Like my mom did in high school, I just cheered when everyone else cheered. I understand baseball and hockey though.
20. I always get confused by other ethnicity's to be their own! Latino, Arab, Indian… you name it.. I have been asked If I was one of them.
21. Everyone thinks that I'm this amazing Cake baker. I use recipes from the CakeMix Doctor and do exactly as the recipes say! I do have a few cake tricks up my sleeve though that are not in the book.
22. I have secret fetishes that I care not to discuss.
23. I have never broken any bones. (knock on wood).
24. I have never ever gotten a traffic ticket for a moving violation (Knock on wood).
25. The City that I love most is Atlanta.For real.
Seriously.
8 comments:
Is that a dancer's belt? You have taken your blog to a new level and have exposed a new side of you to all, not bad for a shy kid who didn't want to wear shorts cuz he had hairy legs - YOU GO!
Hey Will- Wow, that's a great list, some real surprises (4, 14) and some not so much(7,18...haha)...so you should go to this website (www.genderanalyzer.com);type in your blog addy and it will tell you if it's written by a man or a woman and how certain they are...i already did it for your blog, interesting result, not entirely unexpected :)~
Carnival Staff. That shirt is much more rad than the actual RED shirts EK Fernandez distributes.
Love #17!
Heavens, William -- that is like reading "East of Eden" or a novel by Tolstoy!! But your pictures are great, and I like the sampling of restaurants, which I must try sometime -- And congratulations on your weight loss, and the GAIN of ABS!!!
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You so have your fingers on the pusle of the city. TimeOut just ran a story on the Pintchik Oracle in the Jan 29th ish. --Your anonymous post, as requested hahaha
HI Billy,
Thanks for sharing the 25 random things about you. I love baking, so I'm gonna try the Cake Doctor you mentioned in your blog. I also like the comments about your mom. How's she doing? I remember she told me once that you were engaged to a girl. I was confused because the Billy I knew wasn't interested in girls. Didn't want to tell her that.
Anyway, thanks for sharing. Will continue to drop in on your blogs. Take care!
Me likes Mr. Stripper man pic ;) BTW, really? Selling a used tantada on the web? LMFAO
william you are hilarious! don't worry about football - the more you understand the stupider the game is. i wish i didn't understand!
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