Tuesday, December 30, 2008

PEEP!

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Peep!


I love SoHo. It is called SoHo because it is the area SOuth of HOuston Street (not Hyooston street-- howston street). Technically there is a NoHo but its name never really caught on as much as SoHo. SoHo is very trendy; full of tiny stores with fashionable clothing, fun boutique shops, and stylish restaurants and lounges.

On Prince Street, there is a tiny little restaurant that doesn’t have a big marquis or awning. If you were walking by, you might even miss it. In fact, you might not even guess it’s a restaurant, but rather might think it was a porn shop with its glowing pink lights and small neon sign displaying: PEEP.



The place is actually a chic Thai restaurant (Yes I know that I just wrote about a Thai restaurant, and I have warned Herbelicious about how we ALWAYS eat Thai or Spanish food and we should expand our horizons). But there is something very fun, unique, and NAUGHTY about this particular Thai place. The Bathrooms. There is a reason its called PEEP. The bathrooms (located toward the back of the place) are made up of one-way mirrors so that when you are in the bathroom, you can see out, but no one can see in. You can stand there and have fun mooning the whole restaurant if you want. If you are a secret exhibitionist you can stand there in the bathroom and do a strip tease—no one will ever know. If you are a voyeur, you can watch people from in the bathroom. Or you can sit at your table and watch people go into the bathroom and wonder exactly what they are doing in there, then see them emerge with naughty little smirks on their faces because of something secret they did while inside.

When Herbelicious and I entered for lunch, we were fortunate enough to be seated at the tables just outside of the bathroom! (Gross! But fun for this place).



 












The atmosphere is very sleek and loungy with its modern furniture and neon pink lights glowing from under the tables. It’s this lighting that made it extremely difficult to take pictures especially since I try to take photos inconspicuously without using any flash (I don’t want to upset anyone enjoying their meal). I had to set the color palette on my camera to gray which is why the pictures for this blog are dark, reddish and gray, even blurry (my apologies). The decor hints Asian—a giant golden Buddha statue.

Of course Herbelicious and I ordered our favorite Thai Drink: Thai Ice Tea, followed by an Asian salad made up of Bok Choy and Broccoli. It was very tasty.









It was time for me to check out the bathroom. I walked in. It was dark. Of course it had to be dark because of the one-way mirror. If the bathroom were well lit, you would be able to see into it. Think police line-up, where the suspects are lined up in a bright room while the witness is in a dark room viewing them through a one-way mirror. There was really no light in the bathroom except of the TV above the sink. Actually, you can see the light of the TV from outside the bathroom. I peered out of the bathroom. I could see everyone as if viewing them through dark tinted windows. I was now looking at the back of the golden Buddha statue. Herbelicious was sitting right there. I walked up to the class and started waving my hands at him. I did not get his attention so it was apparent he couldn’t see me.

I turned on my camera to see what kind of pictures I could take. It was too dark. I watched a woman come up to the bathroom door and jiggle the locked handle (I forgot to mention that the bathrooms are unisex). She stood there waiting, tapping her foot. Ugh, pressure! Now someone was waiting to use it so I had to be quick about my business. I unzipped my pants (being careful not to let the light of my camera illuminate my privates), peed, washed my hands, and then went back out.

“well?” said Herbelicious, “did you moon everybody?”

“No” I replied.

“Why not? Did you take pictures, I saw your camera light come on through the mirror, and I could see it just like you could see the TV. Was there porn on the TV? The last time I came here, they had porn playing on it”.

“No porn, and it was way to dark to get any kind of good pictures”

The lunch menu at PEEP is a good deal. You get a free appetizer or salad, and an entre for eight bucks. Dinner is about twice as much. I ordered the Ginger Chicken, while Herbelicious ordered the Towel noodles--Wide flat noodles. The food was good, but it didn’t taste particularly Thai to me. It tasted more like Mongolian Stir Fry. I liked that the rice came in the shape of a square rather than in the shape of an ice cream scoop or bowl.

Herbelicous decided to go use the bathroom. I watched him disappear behind the mirror. I couldn’t quite see what he was doing in there, but I know he was doing something because I could faintly see his shadow moving in there as well as blocking the TV. Was He doing a striptease? Was he mooning? Was he flicking me off? He emerged from the bathroom with a naughty grin on his face.

“Did you see me?” he asked.

“No, not really” I replied. He just laughed. “I was  sitting on the toilet making faces at everybody! Hahahah.. And there was a naked scene on the TV”.

I think he was dancing in there. Who knows…

We ordered desert to share. Sweet rice with banana wrapped with banana leaves and a slice of chocolate moose cake. The cake was a little too sweet. But the rice and banana was delicious. Very reminiscent of a Filipino dessert my grandmother use to make using sweet rice and also wrapped in banana leaf that we just called cancanun (sweets in Filipino). Herbelicious did not like the rice dessert at all.

Two Women entered the bathroom together! What were they doing in there? Were they a couple? I could see the shadows moving!! I kept staring. They probably could see me watching (without really watching). I’ll pretend that I can see them. I made a face and squinted my eyes. They both emerged sort of embarrassed and headed for the door. We paid our bill and did the same. PEEP is a fun novelty kind of place, and the food is decent. If you are looking for authentic Thai food I wouldn’t recommend the place, but I can imagine being there with a big group of friends having drinks and having fun with the mirrors peeping!

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Chinese Restaurant -- Seinfeld

My Intention was to write a fun Christmas-ee blog about Ice Skating with friends in Bryant Park... this is what happened instead:

Chinese food in NYC is very interesting. Ask anyone who lives in the Bronx what Chinese food is, and they will tell you it’s fried chicken and French fries with hot sauce. I'm guessing it's the same in Brooklyn and Queens too. No special Chinese herbs and spices, just regular fried chicken with French fries. It’s as southern as Gladys’s Knight’s Fried Chicken and Waffles (restaurant) in Atlanta. In fact, the only thing Chinese about the fried chicken and French fries is that it’s made and served by Chinese people. They are smart. They know what sells. It tastes good. When I am too lazy to cook, I will get fried chicken, and instead of the French fries, I get rice. There are 8 (yes eight) Chinese takeout places in the 2-block radius from my apartment. None of them are in danger of going out of business even with the bad economy and so much competition being so close. All 8 of them have the exact same menu too. I bet they all go to the same printing company who just changes the name of the restaurant on the top.



There is an episode of Seinfeld (Season 2 Episode 11 called "The Chinese Restaurant") where Jerry and his friends go to a Chinese restaurant. The restaurant is so crowded that they are told there is a wait time for a table (10 minutes). As each new customer comes in, they are taken right away trumping Jerry and his party. The hosts keeps giving them excuses like “these people had a reservation”, or “they are a regular customer”.
A bunch of shenanigans take place, including Elaine going and eating an egg roll off one of the customers tables; and Jerry saying he is the person whose name they have been calling for the last 20 minutes. When Jerry does this, instead of seating him, the hosts says “ah, Mr. so and so… your party has been waiting for you inside at the table for over 20 minutes now!” At the end of the episode, they get tired of waiting and decide to leave. As soon as they are gone, their table is called!

I never imagined back in college (at the University of Hawaii) while watching this show, that I would someday eat at that actual restaurant. It’s Called Hunan Fifth Avenue (it's not on Fifth) It's on 41st street between Madison and Park. In their window, they have a picture of Jerry Seinfeld Displayed saying this is his favorite Chinese restaurant.






Some friends and me (The Hawaii Gang: Wakenda, Johnny, and Ray; the Equity Gang: Gretchen and Cara; and Herbelicious and Ed) decided to eat there after our Bryant Park Ice Skating disaster. We had planned to go ice skating that evening at the ice rink in Bryant Park. But it was such an unusually warm day (Global Warming!) nearly 60 degrees (and in December too!) that there was literally 3 inches of water floating on top of the ice! If you fell, you would be soaked. We skated around twice, watched people fall and get laughed at, and decided to go eat as an alternate activity. Since I walk past this place every day on my way to work, I suggested we go eat at the Jerry Seinfeld Chinese place. Everyone thought it was a novel idea.

From the outside, it is the exact restaurant Jerry Seinfeld ate at, on the episode (the inside was probably created in a studio and very different). Unlike the show we had no problems getting a table, even for a party of 8. The place was completely empty (it always looks empty when I walk by).


The attitude of the wait staff though was the same as the show--very nonchalant. We ordered water for everyone (eight people) but only got 6 glasses-- and the Waiter really wasn’t doing anything except standing at his station listening to us talk.
They brought only one small basket of fried won ton strips and dipping sauce, and we had to keep turning the lazy Susan for each person to get some (most authentic Chinese restaurants serve food family style, and each table usually has a giant lazy Susan to make access to the food easier). This place was more authentic than the take out places in the Bronx, but not as authentic as some of the dim sum palaces I have eaten at down in Chinatown (I guess they had to "Americanize" it to appeal to a wider audience).
I ordered a very tasty eggplant dish (it was very good with a smoky flavor!). Herbelicious ordered Moo Shoo Chicken (I didn’t know that Chinese places made Moo Shoo Chicken, only Moo Shoo Pork), and Johnny and Wakenda settled for the Hot and Sour Soup.
It was all okay, but not anything to really rave about. Ed basically ordered an omelet with shrimp--Not very Chinese, and Gretchen and Cara ordered some vegetarian dishes. For a place that was not busy, the wait staff could have been more attentive.
I guess you have to be Jerry Seinfeld to get good service at this place (or maybe not, maybe that's their angle- to be sucky like the on the show). The prices were okay, but I think you can get much better food for way less in Chinatown. Actually, I think you can get much better food from the take out places in the Bronx for much cheaper.




At least I can say that I ate at Jerry Seinfeld’s favorite Chinese restaurant. Maybe Jerry needs to come out and about with me so I can take him to real Chinese dim sum! Show him what Chinese food is really about.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Learn Spanish! El servicio fue malo pero, el alimento estuvo bien

Servicio-service, Malo-Bad, Pero-But Alimento-food, bien-good

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Santa Convention, Mini Restaraunt Row

It started off with Herbelicious wanting to get a new pair of jeans for Habibi.





When we got off the train, we bought some chestnuts that were “roasting on an open fire”. Each year around this time, the hot dog vendors start to roast them fresh. I had never had them before so I said “Let’s get some!” They tasted like Mochiko rice, and made my hands smell like I had smoked a whole pack of cigarettes!!




After Herbelicious purchased a pair of jeans from the H&M store on 51st and 5th (my favorite H&M store), we decided to head down toward Rockefeller center to see the Christmas tree. Our plan after that was to head down to Saks, see their windows; then for lunch I wanted to check out a new Hawaiian restaurant (on 53rd street) that I could blog about as a comparison with the other Hawaiian restaurant in NYC (L&L Drive-In).



Just as we got to Rockefeller center, we noticed the street filled with people dressed like Santa Clauses! It was the Running of the Santa’s! I quickly pulled out my camera and started taking pictures of the many different types of Santa’s:


Chinese Santa






Jewish Santa (yes Jewish Santa--Why does he have horns?)




Cowboy Santa

An Indian Santa



Drag Santa

Buddha Santa


And a Mexican Santa and Polar Bear.



We were not sure where they all came from (the North Pole maybe?) and we didn’t know where they were headed exactly, and they were starting to get pretty rowdy singing Feliz Navidad with tambourines.

I decided to ask the Polar Bear. “It’s The NYC Santa Con--a convention for professional Santa’s as well as… well.. anyone else who wants to dress up. They happen all over the U.S. and I think that it started in San Francisco”

(Later when I got home I found this website: http://nycsantacon.com/ It is Hilarious! It’s a convention for “No real reason” except to walk around the city and spread Christmas cheer. There are rules though for this event, such as: you MUST look like Santa and HO HO HO like Santa; but not fuck with cops; kids; security, and working Santa’s. They even have their own version of Christmas carols! Download their booklet, it’s really funny!).

It was freezing out, and when it’s cold, it makes me want to pee, so Herbelicious and I headed into Rockefeller Plaza to find a restroom which was overrun with shoppers, tourist, and SANTAS! I wanted to take a picture of Santa Peeing but I didn’t think he’d like it so I left it alone.



Then it was up the SKINNY escalator. I’m not sure if they are the skinniest in NYC, but the escalators in Rockefeller Plaza are so skinny that only 1 slim person can go up at a time. Getting a picture on the escalators proved to be a challenge since they were so short (hmm skinny and short… what were they thinking.. everyone likes long and fat….) We had to go up and down (hmm up and down on the skinny and short.. I think I’d rather go up and down on the long and fat!) several times to get decent pictures. We completely forgot about the Christmas tree! It didn't really look all that great in the daytime any way.


When we got to Saks, they had the Corral gates up to Corral the people around their windows that told a story about a snowflake. I didn’t want to deal with the lines, and since the sun was shining directly on the windows, all you could see was your own reflection. I’ll have to catch pictures of them at night.




We headed toward the east side toward the Hawaiian Grill. Along the way , we stumbled upon St. Bartholomew’s (E. 50th between Park and Lexington Avenues). It is an Episcopal Church with beautiful Byzantine ecclesiastical architecture. It is considered a landmark. It is also interesting to note that the church houses a restaurant in its court yard called” Inside Park”. The church initially had asked to build a high rise to help support itself, but was denied. Now they use this restaurant which I heard is first rate. It’s also interesting to note that New York’s Laws state that establishments serving liquor must be 200 feet from churches or schools. St. Bart’s is serving liquor right in it’s courtyard! They are getting around it somehow. Check out this article about exactly that:

http://www.tonypersonals.com/newyork/articles/i-new-york/69453/inside-park-at-st-barts




We enjoyed strolling through St. Bart’s looking at its amazing architecture and the art that went into making its stained glass windows and the dome above its altar. Even the domes in their foyer were amazing, covered in gold leaf.


After a quick re-grouping where my hand nearly froze off in the cold wind trying to locate this Hawaiian Grill place on the internet using my phone, we found it on 53rd street between 2nd and 3rd Avenues and it was CLOSED! Not closed for good, just wasn’t open during the hours that we were there. We did find however, that 53rd Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenues is a mini restaurant row. They have almost every type of food imaginable.


Habibi food

Burgers





Italian food

Mexican food



We settled on a tiny hole in the wall Thai food restaurant with only 7 tables in it. It was right above the Hawaiian Island Grill. At first I actually complained because Herbelicious and I ALWAYS eat Thai food or Mexican food. But I was too cold to argue so I agreed to Thai food (much to Herbelicious’s delight.........AGAIN!)



The Little Thai Kitchen or LTK is a place worth visiting. Even though they are all the way over on the east side, the food was amazing and very cheap. There are only 7 tables in the whole place, and is decorated trading spaces like, complete with track lighting that would make any gay boy feel at home. We started off our meals with our favorite Thai drinks, Thai Ice Tea which is basically a spicy type of orange tea with milk. I can’t really tell you what it tastes like, liquid gingerbread maybe? You just have to have one for yourself.




I ordered the Duck which was really good, but really spicy, and Herbelicous ordered the ginger and garlic beef. Our meals came to be about 10.00 each—Great price for GOOD Thai food. We definitely need to bring Ivan and Robert to this place.
While we were eating, the workers of LTK were watching what appeared to be a Thai Soap Opera. We couldn't see the TV, only hear the DRAMATIC music, the violins, and then the tuba. Herbelicious informed me that in a lot of foreign soap operas, when the tuba plays, it's usually a fat character on screen.



When we were done eating, I was exhausted. I think being out in the cold air running around like crazy east and west of the city took a lot out of me. At the train station on the East side, we came across yet another unusual excalator. A very LONG escalator. I don't know if it's the longest in NYC, but it is definitely in the running.

We headed home. It was a very long day, I was full, cold, and sleepy, and needed rest for the Habibi party that night.....and to think it all started off because Herbelicious wanted a new pair of jeans!

OH NO! all those Santas and I wasn't able to tell him what I wanted!!

Learn Spanish: Los Santa Clauses eran de toda clase imaginable!

eran- They were; toda- all/every; clase- class